april 1st

the birthday of a really cute girl

“did you know that it’s a really cute girls birthday today?”

cute girls birthday is april 1st

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April 9th

April 9 is national slap ass day so be bold and slap some ass

I'm going to be slapping ass on April 9th

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April 10

The best person you will ever met, but if this person is a twin the first one is the best one and the second one sucks.

April 10 is the best day know to man

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April 2

April 2nd is National Druggie Day if you were born on this day you are either a crackhead or a heroin addict but you are pretty crazy, wild, and genuinely fun to be around. Hope that boosted your confidence :)

John: My birthday is April 2
Mark: You probably are a druggie

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april 20th

Weed smoking daaaaay

im gunna get maaaaaaaaaad high on april 20th

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April 7th

April baby's are very special but those who are born are even better
They are loyal, caring and intelligent

If they are your friend keep them forever 🤞
All the boys/girls are after them

Boy:when Is your bday ?
Girl:April 7th

Boy:wow do you wanna go out sometime ?

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April 24th

April 24th is nation punch creeps day.you can punch anywhere you want. his balls,hisnose,his neck, his gut , anything really!

David: hey,Marissa do you knwo what day it is toda-
Marissa: YEA! *punches David in the gut*
David: Ow!wtf Marissa?
Marissa: dont worry, its April 24th, National punch creeps day!
David:oh, ok.

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