US Army

A cross between the Romans and Cletus from the Simpsons.

To get into the US Army you have to knock over every hurdle at the Special Olympics.

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Army cadet

A self centered cunt who's only goal in life is to be a squaddie so that can tell girls that thre in the Army also there chavs

Person 1 "Did u see that army cadet"
Person 2 " no but i smelt them"
Person 1 " bunch of fucking pongo"

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french army

"sucks" The only war the french ever won was the french revolution but damn they would have to win that war.

Germay: "We beat France in the war"
America: "Who didnt"
Evey country that beat france: "hahahahahahaah"

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Red Army

A style of driving marked by utter fearlessness and a complete disregard for human life, inclusive of the driver and any passengers. The default driving style of anyone who has ever been trained to operate a vehicle in the armed forces of the former USSR.

"Don't ever accept a ride from Timur if you value your life. He drives Red Army style!"

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Army cadet

The superior cadet organisation beter the petrol pigeons and puddle Pirates

Puddle Pirates:
Petrol pigeons:

Army cadets: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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Kisses Army

A term or curse you can use while playing videogames when you are unsure whether the next door or dungeon contains a large amount of enemies or a very large and difficult boss battle.

Bloody hell finding Kisses Army in this dungeon and I don't have enough potion.

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Wom army

A wom army is a tiktok army and is the best army

Wom army is the best army ever

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