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n., Someone who comes in and out of your life. There one minute gone the next.
You can never count on this person to be there when you need them. They show up when it's convenient for them, usually with a hidden agenda.
I.E. On the 1st and 15th, I can expect a visit from my favorite jack-in-the-box-pop-up-artist
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The word supercalifragilisticexpialidocious written out as a sentence. There are plenty of ways you could write it, but this is just one way you can turn this ridiculous word into a sentence.
Dairy Queen: *develops a new commercial starring Super Cow*
Professional Musician: *cracks fingers* Let’s do this.
The Resulting Song: Super-cow-is-fragile-artistic-and-extra-atrocious!
"Rap is something you do/ Hip-Hop is something you live." - KRS-ONE
This list is the definitive list that all the rest of you toy motherfuckers were trying to compile under World's Best Rappers. Read and learn, fools. Then go out and buy real Hip-Hop recordings. Support reality. Quit wasting daddy's money on Hollywood horseshit. Ignorance kills!
World's 50 Best Hip-Hop Artists...period
(List includes groups and solo artists, mc's and dj's. The order in which I have listed them is irrelevent. They all do Hip-Hop the way it was meant to be done.)
1. Freestyle Fellowship (Aceyalone, Peace, Mikah Nine, and Self Jupiter)
2. Abstract Rude (A.T.U.)
3. Busdriver
4. Hip Hop Clan
5. Chillin Villain Empire (C.V.E.)
6. and anybody else affiliated with Project Blowed/ Massmen/ Heavyweights crew including Of Mexican Descent, Medusa, The Nonce (R.I.P. Yusef Afloat), Fat Jack, DJ Drez, etc.
7. Ultramagnetic MC's (including all of Kool Kieth's solo work under various different names/personalities)
8. Atmosphere
9. Eyedea and Abilities
10. Dilated Peoples
11. Blackalicious
12. Lateef and Lyrics Born
13. DJ Shadow
14. Hieroglyphics (including Del tha Funky Homosapien, Souls of Mischief, Casual, Pep Love, etc.)
15. KRS-ONE (including BDP, of course)
16. Eric B. and Rakim
17. Gangstarr
18. Organized Konfusion
19. Mos Def
20. Talib Kweli
21. De La Soul
22. A Tribe Called Quest
23. Jungle Brothers
24. Black Sheep
25. Brand Nubian
26. Common
27. Nas
28. The Roots
29. Beastie Boys
30. Run DMC
31. Public Enemy
32. N.W.A.
33. Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five
34. The Pharcyde
35. Biz Markie
36. LL Cool J
37. EPMD
38. Too Short
39. 3rd Bass
40. Wu Tang Clan
41. Black Moon
42. Big Daddy Kane
43. Jurassic 5
44. Shapeshifters
45. The Coup
46. Jeru the Damaja
47. The Beatnuts
48. Afrika Bambaataa
49. Pete Rock and C.L. Smooth
50. Moonshine
God damn! I could keep going, but this is getting mighty hectic, so I'll stop at 50. Please pay no mind to the completely random order. I gave up on trying to put them in order from the get-go. Also, please note that 2Pac, Biggie, Master P, and all other thugs/studio gangstas/basketball players have no place on this list precisely because they have no place in Hip-Hop. If you don't believe me, then you must be young and dumb. I grew up on Hip-Hop, and I remember when 2Pac was just a dancer for Digital Underground. That was before he got the "Juice," podna!
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A tall awesome person that blows their horn every time they drive by their fat headed friends house no matter what time of the day or night it is and even though all his neighbors call the cops.
That mother fucker is a horn blowing super drive by artist, he don't give a fuck.
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A person who acts, sings, and dresses like a celebrity to entertain professionally for contests, stage shows, charity, or personal that goes beyond what an impersonator does.
Did you see the Branson show last night? It had an Elvis Tribute Artist in the line up.
Someone who hits dingers, and lays bodys
Certified Knockdown Artist Somethin Close to John Wick
One who is in tune with his masturbatory needs and indeed has a ritualistic approach to his self service.
Milking his meat, stroking his pole, slapping his sausage - has become something more, something to be respected, something to be admired, looked upon in amazement and wonder.
He has truly become an artist in his chosen field, endlessly pursuing The Perfect Fap.
John: "It's already 5:45pm, we're going to be late for the movie, can you call your brother again?
Matt: "It's useless, he'll be at least another 10 minutes. You can't rush a Fap Artist, John, they work on their own time, in their own world. Let's go get good seats and he'll meet us there."
John: "You guys are weird. Lets go."