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Description of a place where everyone around you is an asshole. First coined on the TV show Southland.
Guy talking to his friend in a bar: Man, this place is an asshole rodeo. Let's get outta here.
Someone who is so incredibly self absorbed that they are blinded by their general assholeness towards others. No one likes him but everyone is friends with him. All the ladies love him even though he is incapable of expressing emotion because well... he's an asshole. Only of the male gender.
Girl 1: Wow isn't Ben so beautiful
Girl 2: Ya until you realize he's a narcissistic asshole
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An Asshole Teacher is one of those teachers that scream at you for the slightest thing, Give you an F on you're Homework/test for something stupid like getting the date wrong or misspelling a single word. they like to vent all of there frustrations out on the entire class by giving them extra homework or humiliating them. How do you stop one of these teachers well guess what you can't if you defend yourself they will give you detention for "Back-talking" or call your parents and say you were being "disrespectful" to them. If you try to seek retribution by reporting them to the principal they will deny everything and then become an even bigger Asshole Teacher and will most likely start to single you out in class.
Student 1: Dude Mr Adams gave me an F- on my test because I got the date wrong.
Student 2: Well he screamed at me yesterday because I asked to go to the restroom.
Student 1: He's such an Asshole Teacher
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when someone does something asshole-y
Friend: Dude, did you go on that date with Amy.
Asshole: Nah, I ditched her, she's fugly.
Friend: What an asshole move!
Taking a blowtorch to an asshole for pleasure or hair removal. Some people like it rough and some people like it bare. You can decide but watch out for its side effects: pungent smell of burnt asshole, burnt/darkened dicks, permanent scarring over the asshole, inability to poop.
"My boyfriends dick is darker than usual, I think he was asshole torching."
When your asshole has been fucked so hard by a massive cock that your asshole is very loose and destroyed now, usually bleeds.
"Last night this young stud fucked me so hard with his huge penis I now have a destroyed asshole
The act of buying a shot for an individual/group to make up for being an asshole
She bought the gentleman an asshole shot after cutting in line at the bar