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A beautiful human was born, everyone loves them <3
Oh! Look at that person! They must’ve been born on August 10th! <333
A girl who is to kind, and puts others before herself she is so sweet and a loyal friend
August arias is sweet and caring
-What day is it?
-Oh, it’s 9 August, you should post your girl!
On the first of august is the national holiday of Switzerland, the Swiss National Day.
There will always be lots of Fireworks, Cheesefondue, Chocolate and Rösti wich is a traditional Specialty of Switzerland.
“Hey Peter weisch eigentlich dass morn scho de 1 august esch?”
“Nei rüedi dass mümmer jetzt go fiere!!”
translation:
“did you know that tomorrow is the first august?”
“no fr we gotta celebrate that now!”
Send your boyfriend a tit or/and booty pic.
Hey it’s August 5th time to send a tit or/and booty pic to your boyfriend
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If you are born on August 16th you have a massive cock and can make a girl squirt like a pornstar with it.
You are the one of the most sexy people on Earth
Rose: ohhh fuck me that guy's birthday on August 16th made my pussy dripping wet
Selina: He made me squirt so hard in bed last night and i soaked the bed sheets
Holly: I'm so glad he is my boyfriend because he is amazing in bed
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They best day of the year. When all goats are born. Lil pump the goat was born on this day
“Hey you guys know CJ was born in August 17th”
“Yeah totally why he’s the goat”
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