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A guy who talks and acts lik a fagget and when he is questioned about his sexual orientation gets all defensive and emotional and denies it lik it was a dumb and ridiculous question to ask him.
Shane: Sooo Jack your on Team Edward huh? sooo u must thing hes hott right?
Jack: NOO!!! Whats wrong with Twilight!!!!!??
Shane: Nothing its just... its kinda....
Jack: IM NOT GAYYY!!!!!!
Shane: OK OK no need to get all bi-ferious about it.
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A person that usually drinks plain coffee flavored coffee, but sometimes likes to have a flavored Starbucks coffee.
Bill: Dude I thought you only drank black coffee.
Dude: You know Bro sometimes I gotta run by Starbucks and have half caff mocha with a shot of butter scotch.
Bill: Dude, You're bi-coffeexual.
Dude: yes but I like plain coffe most of the time.
Bill: Being bi-coffeexual, there is nothing wrong with that.
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Any movie that both a female and a male would like to see.
"That movie was such a bi movie...it probably would be a date movie."
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Bi-Winning is a condition that to date only affects one 'Human' being in the world. A man named Charlie Sheen.The condition causes the 'Victim' to experience a case of multiple disorganized success syndrome which leaves the patient in a state of self sustained success that eventually explodes in supernova of such gnarly proportions that the media gathers like vultures to bathe in the embers of the fallen 'winner'. This can lead to an emotional state known as winning paralysis where by which the ex-winner consistently utters the phrase:"Winning". In the last days of the 'winner' they suffer what could be considered the white dwarf phase of their eventual death, crumbling from the red giant stage into the white dwarf, cowering in the void until they seemly fade into anonymity with whisper."Winning!"
"I win a little here, I win a little there, I'm Bi-winning"
"I will love you like the flames of a thousand suns"
"Betty is now in another dimension"
"I'm a warlock"
"If she doesn't know how to spell her own name then she loses Bye,Bye!!!"
Need I go on?....
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winning here, winning there, winning everywhere. absolute/epic winning. coined by Charlie Sheen in march 2011.
interviewer: "are you bipolar?"
Charlie Sheen: "i'm bi-winning!"
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One who is not gay, but will perform said homosexual acts for a fee due to a lack of food and survival needs.
No, he's not gay, he's just Bi-Homeless.
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