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When one fucks a herniated belly button.
Yeah she totally wanted me to make a buttery bagel.
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A yummy but small bagel thats about 4in long and has cream cheese and its Yummmy
Have you tried these new bagel-fuls their only 200 calories
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wen u moon someone really close then put ur bare ass on them and shout chinese bagel
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A person that employs bagel sniffing in order to determine bagel tastiness. Often times a lazy dumb ass who surfs the internet every morning until the department baby sitter comes in, and then a little more discreetly for the rest of the day.
person 1: I'm having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: That dumb ass will only make things worse.
person 2: Yea, just call Eric or Gil.
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When you go to get some breakfast at Denny's or Mcdonalds and the breakfast just makes you wanna barf out your soul.
I went to Denny's to get some grub but when i looked at the food, it was like a the biggest nipple bagel i have ever seen.
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A sexual encounter that occurs when you get sloppy seconds and you use the first guys creampie (He left it, so he wont need it anyway.) as lubrication for the female recipiant's anus.
"Hey, Francine."
"Yes, Jack?"
"Since Charles just got done, I was wondering if I could Interest you in a Swedish Bagel."
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