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The act of shooting a copious amount of cum into a condom, and proceeding to slap your partner across the face with the swollen rubber, causing it to pop all over their face.
After fucking the shit out of my girlfriend, she wouldn't shutup about Jersey Shore, so i gave her a sticky balloon to make her shut her mouth.
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When a couple is kissing or making out and one blows air into the others' mouth, making their cheeks puff out like a balloon
Person 1- So why were you two laughing so hard?
Person 2- He tried to balloon kiss me!!
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moon balloon a word which can be used in many terms.. such as "check out those moon balloons" "lets get moon ballooned, and go moon ballooning" "that shit is moon balloon yo" "bro you look pretty moon ballooned" "moon balloon, the moon balloon, while moon ballooning moon balloons" etc...
moon balloon
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This is when a person brings balloons for their freinds birthday to school, and other people start to telling them ”happy birthday” just because they are carrying balloons.
Patrick: happy birthday!
Wutaw: its not my birthday, these are for my friend.
(awkward pause)
Patrick: oh sorry I didn't know you were carrying awkward balloons.
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Vigilanty justice group taking back America one day at a time.
Balloon Knot Securtiy swept in a cured the ills of society. If not for Balloon Knot Secruity we would have lost the nation.
Balloon Knot Security, BKS.
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its filled with water
it looks like piss
i gave it to a girl and when she gave it back to me it was warm.
squish squish water balloon put it in your mouth water balloon condom
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A euphemism for "getting high", aka smoking marijuana. As defined by the comedian Throwing Toasters, referring to The Pheromones singing a cover of the song "High" by Feeder. It was a very funny night!
Where did Michael go? Oh, he's out hot air ballooning with his friends... Don't wait up 'cause he won't be home today.