when a girl scrapes your wang when going down on you,
Theresa gave me a chaffed banana, so I gave her a dirty pog
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v. to drop banana items in Mario Kart 64, thereby causing a trailing opponent to slip on them and skid out
Scott: (belligerently) "Oh crap! I slipped on a banana and skidded into the water!"
Steve: "Yeah baby, I skeeted bananas all over that sharp turn."
Toby: "Adam, quick! Skeet bananas on that Koopa Troopa ramp! Don't let Steve get the shortcut!"
Adam: "Ah Thete! He got through it already! Now the Effect is on."
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Shes beautiful and perfect in every way. She always knows how to make you happy and has beautiful eyes, hair, and smile. She will be the best person to come into your life and you will never want to lose her.
Friend: Whos that beautiful girl?
Me: Thats Anna Banana
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A men's style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. Favored by greasy Europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during competition and posedown sessions.
When I was swimming at the Y the other day, this hairy Italian hedgehog was hanging out at the pool all day showing off his silky red banana hammock.
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A form of affection between a couple that is considered the upgraded or advanced version of spooning. Banana skin is smooth and thick, and the flesh is creamy white and soft. When two Bananas lay against each other they are having a Banana Nap.
I like long walks on the beach, walking my pet lizard, and banana naps
Another word for whore
''Aye mayne, did you meet up with that banana slapper the other day?"
"Sure did"