2nd base

to touch another's private areas (tits, dick, pussy ect.)

man i got to 2nd base with her

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Based God

In an interview with Complex, Lil’ B was asked what “based” meant.

“Based means being yourself. Not being scared of what people think about you. Not being afraid to do what you wanna do. Being positive. When I was younger, based was a negative term that meant like dopehead, or basehead. People used to make fun of me. They was like, ‘You’re based.’ They’d use it as a negative. And what I did was turn that negative into a positive. I started embracing it like, ‘Yeah, I’m based.’ I made it mine. I embedded it in my head. Based is positive.”

Thank you Based God.

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Abstinence bases

Just like the other set of bases only abstinence is involved and normally is the following order:

1. Polite chatter
2. eye contact
3. an odd joke
4. furious dry humping

me and that nice girl rounded the abstinence bases las t night.

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6th base

Ocular sex, including any act involving the penetration of the penis into the eye socket.

Sometimes this is referred to as an EJ. It is also sometimes referred to as "skull-fucking."

I got to 6th base with Pam last night after she took out her glass eye. I think she has brain damage now.

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touching base

to have sex with your girlfriend or wife, instead of other girls you can associate with

John: Hey Tony, why isn't Alex at the party with all the sorority girls?

Tony: He's touching base.

John: That's too bad.

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28th base

When I chick is giving you head on her hands and knees, while you reach over her back and under her fisting her cunt and ass. Also, you both have to be crying, virgins, and extremely closely related. It also helps if you wear hats.

28th base.....Someone add 29th base and keep this going!

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10th base

10th base is simple. It comes after 9th base, which is anal sex whilst strangling the person, so therefore 10th base is simply death. However, You have the option to have sex with the dead body or just leave it.

"Hey mate, u won't believe it but I finally got there..10th base action last night"

"Omg, trevor, I was joking. You just killed someone"

"Shit"

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