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1. V. When a person spends an insane amount of time in the restroom, such as 2 hours
2. V. When a person is constantly going back and forth to and from the restroom, shitting every time they are in
3. N. In short, diahrrea
My guy, that is a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going you're doing. I don't fucking care if you can't stop shitting, do it outside so you're not the only one in there shitting.
Chess in the bathroom... or sex... not sure which rly.
"hey, lets play bathroom chess ;)" "okay, lemme grab the board." "what board?"
A codeword the U.S military says when they are pulling out of operation territory and they are air-striking all of the bathrooms.
*clik* Airplane Bathroom!, repeat, Airplane Bathroom!*clik*
A place to have sex.
A place to pee, if you haven't gone in the pool yet.
He was tappin that in the pool bathroom.
The phenomenon that, no matter how good something is, if you mix it with something bad for long enough, you'll eventually associate it negatively.
Derived from how great air freshener smells in the store, but by the time you've used it to cover up 20 odd poops in the bathroom, you'll forever associate the smell with poop and will hate it.
Jane: Hey Laura, where are them fantastic shoes you bought a few months back?
Laura: Yeah they succumbed to the Bathroom Air Freshener Phenomenom. I wore them round Stu's house too many times. Now when I look at them they look sad and pathetic, so I dumped them when I dumped him.
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Her: Didn't you used to like Love Actually?
Him: Yeah but after watching The Walking Dead 3 seasons too long, I now can't look at Andrew Lincoln without hearing that goddam accent.
One I started using bathroom creatine my gains in the gym quadrupled innone month.
When you have eaten some two week old leftover mexican food and you have to shit so bad you don't have time to clean the seat before sitting down in a public bathroom. You simply pick any open stall and sit, hoping that some teenager didn't piss all over the stall as a 'joke'.
Usually played when you know what you ate, and believe that the consequences of hesitating to check the seat are worse than sitting in whatever could possibly be on the seat.
Can also be played as a dare between friends.
1: Mike: Jeff man why are you two hours late? The game is halfway over!
Jeff: Dude I lost a game of public bathroom roulette in the subway station. Had to go home again to shower. You wouldn't believe the mess I sat down on. At least I didn't shit myself though! My girl was right, I should've thrown out those leftovers!
2: Dude! Did you see the size of that guy who just came out of the bathroom? I bet he left a nasty rooster tail. Hey Brian, I'll give you $20 to play a round of public bathroom roulette right now!