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The action of masterbating when one's penis is not fully erect
I was too tired last night to fully jerk it, so I had a soft croissant before going to bed.
I've been jerking so much all I can do is a soft croissant now.
This dry season has to end soon, I'm stuck with soft croissants
where you sign out and back in instead of restarting the computer as a faster but less effective solution to bugs and whatnot
"i just soft restarted my computer. It fixed the problem I had with Fallout New Vegas"
When you’re mad af but maintain proper composure. It’s like rage but soft
I was really mad when Billy broke my favorite glass, but it was more of a soft rage.
The shape of penis without getting a hard on. Also see marshmallowing.
Man 1: Can you believe this?! Congolese(People from Congo) people have an average dick length of 7 inches soft served!
Thot: Oml! I want to suck on those all day long!
A game where two straight men lay naked and scissor. The first one to get a hard-on loses.
My mates were calling me gay, so we played soft scissors to see who was really into men.
How I like my cookies and girls.
Damn this cookie is just like how I like my girls. Soft and hot.
When one is swole, but more fat than muscle.
Wow guy 1, your arms are huge!
Guy 2: to bad they're soft Gainz!