similar to a neck beard, it is the appearance of a neck beard around the shaft of the penis.
Did you see his shaft beard peeking out of his boxers?
The act of a guy not shaving his face. Similar to free balling for guys and free boobing for gals.
Josh: Dude, you look like you haven't shaved in a week. Are you growing a beard?
Alex: No dawg, just been doing a little "free bearding", while I've been on vacation.
When a dark haired individual inexplicably grows patches of red or blonde facial hair in between one's normal black or brown beard- so much so that the beard remains a secret to everyone but the beard wearer himself.
Henry's stubble is rather elusive to the eye. They say it's a secret beard.
A lone steak that has been forgotten in an unplugged fridge that has grown a blanket is sticky furry fungus fuckus... Later used as a gourmet spread eaten by hillbillys and aristocrats.
Do we have any bearded steak in the fridge? I would love to spread some on a multigrain cracker.
The pasty, white, albeit baby smooth underskin left over after you shave off your three-year beard.
Person #1: Is that Michael Jackson?
Person #2: Nah brah, Joaquin finally trimmed the Wook scrote.
Person #3: Do not stare directly at the ghost beard.
Rhianna is one the sweetest people in the entire world. Any room she walks into lights up within seconds, she makes you see the silver lining in any situation. Rhianna is more concerned with others than she is with herself and makes sure that everyone is put before her needs. She will be right there whenever you need a hug or a laugh or someone to talk to. When she hurts there is no need for her to tell anyone because only the ones she keeps closest know her truth. Her coffee-coloured brown eyes are the door to her soul, one look and you're enticed, her smile is contagious and her whole personality and looks are just the best, unbeatable! When you find a Rhianna keep a hold of her, she is my rock and world. I don't know what I would have done without her and I am glad that we're still standing after all time. So go and find a Rhianna to complete your life.
Person #1: Who's your best friend?
Person #2: Rhianna Beard...
Person #3: OhMyGosh! Lucky! Don't let her go!
After completion of military service it is your duty to stand defiant against all shaving regulation and grow a freedom beard.
Did you see toms freedom beard? Full as fuck and he's only been out a month.