Random
Source Code

Hunter Biden

The corrupt crackhead son of a crooked politician (Joe Biden). When people
say politicians are crooked they need to look at him.

Past jobs: Worked for a Ukrainian gas company and made millions
Favorite pass times: smoking crack and sleeping with dead brothers wife
Might be found in dad’s basement or in a bath tub smoking crack

“Hey did you hear what was on Hunter Biden’s laptop from hell?”

“No what was it? Is it good

It’s amazing I can’t even describe what’s on it you need to check it out.

by Q Hymes October 24, 2020

10800👍 334👎


Joe Biden

"Shit, I forgot"
-Joe Biden

Top worst cases of dementia:
Joe biden

by -_- _/(-_-)\_ November 9, 2020

3349👍 109👎


Joe Biden

A crazy-eyed old man with dementia, with hair and eyebrows the same color as his skin, and to top it all of he gets to decide rather or not you're black based off how you vote. Also can be used as a verb to describe forgetting something Important.

Guy 1: Hey man can you tell me the numbers I told you to remember.
Guy 2: Nah man sorry I'm totally pulling a Joe Biden right now.
Guy 1: Dumbass

by YourBoyBepis September 30, 2020

7877👍 161👎


Joe Biden

Joe Biden is the dumbest motherfucker to walk the earth. He is the dumbest person the Democrats ever nominated. He is a puppet to the Clintons, and has a dumb as fuck Vice President.

Joe Biden is a dumb motherfucker.

by JLew2025 November 16, 2020

1725👍 52👎


Take a Biden

A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.

After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Biden

by Sarah_Redhead November 26, 2020

4👍 2👎


Joe Biden

Joe Biden, also referred to as mumble bumble biden and sleepy joe(names attributed due to his gaffes caused by his dementia), is the 46th president of the united states(I shit you not XD). Representing the Democrats in the oval office Joey B will continue to sniff kids hair while introducing dangerous policies to destroy women's sport and all things american.

Person A: Did you know joe biden has hairy legs?
Person B: Yeah, and he enjoys kids jumping on his lap too! What a great guy.

by Lord Wilbert May 22, 2021

469👍 41👎


Biden Moment

A moment when you forget everything you was talking about and start to babble on about nothing that is pertaining to what you are saying.

"I will raise taxes and and and and the wheels fell off my canoe yesterday.... Sorry, I just had a Biden Moment there."

by November 13, 2020

100👍 179👎