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burger king but better, they have better, juicer, and.....mmmmm fatter...... its is ten times better than olive gardens chiken alfredo but like your mom is so fat that she looks like a bug boat. your daddy is so oldthat when i pee on him he shriveled away so yuh thats why dinosaurs are extinct *harvard calls*
your mom is your dad
kurger bing : burgerking but better
your dad is a dinosaur
ligma fatballs
black people are overrated jk
When sanitizer, soap, water, more sanitizer and more soap become addictive. Compulsive hand-washing
She'd started with 'Happy Birthday' as she scrubbed, but now found herself singing 'Stairway to Heaven', the extended concert version, guitar solos and all, unable to control her binge washing.
- it is what it sounds like, a series of dates or one-night stands concluding with sexual encounter
- created by Paul Panos at Equinox
Ah shoot, that sounds like a devastating breakup - you should go on a booty binge.
The best 5'5",dot-eyed kid you could ever meet. He's very energetic, very kind to people who he thinks are kind to others. If you've ever been approached by Miguel, you're considered his friend. If you have not spoken to a Miguel Bing yet, you should probably approach him yourself! He loves everybody, and he shows it. Oh yeah, and he also speaks in third person! Unfortunately he is very easy to manipulate, so he'll have to watch out for that.
Shinichiro: "YO, MIGUEL!"
Camille: "Oh, hey Miguel!"
Kurai: "What do you want, kid."
Lena: "Me and Miguel are besties!"
Miles: "I hate the way you look."
Miguel Bing: *emotion : happy*
When you flick your nuts when beating your dick, then your nut breaks off and falls to the floor.
I have a Bing flinger
Bing bong means your life is a joke, what are doing with your life
NYC MTA DOOR SOUND
NYC SUBWAY ALERT
BING BONG *doors open* Please stand clear of the closing doors - automated voice on train