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(n) Belongs To The Non-Domesticated Chickenhead Family
1. Commonly Recognized By The Unprofessionally Applied
Lace Front Wig or Rainbow Store Attire
2. Considered A "Club Bird" Due To Frequent Sightings In
Nightclubs & Stripclubs
3. Only Sightings In A Supermarket Are Once A Month &
During National Hurricane Warnings
4. Often Abandons Their Young For Wild Night Life Exposure
Ratchet Birds Are Types Of Birds That Are No Longer Endangered Species, Are Extremely Dangerous And Should Only Be Approached Using Caution! When Sighted, It Is Wise To Avoid Physical Contact Unless Properly Protected (Trojans Or Magnums Are Preferred). Their Main Source Of Food Are The Overly Nice, Naive Potential Baby-Daddy Male Species. APPROACH WITH CAUTION! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
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Any old or wealthy person who migrates to florida for the cold winter months. These individuals are notorious for bad driving, an undeserved sense of superiority and lack of fashion sense.
"Now it takes me 20 minutes longer to get to work in the morning because all these damn snow birds are clogging up the roads with their shitty driving"
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Mildly insulting phrase denotes silly behaviour, actions or thoughts usually attributed to a child or immature person.
"Don't get angry at your little bro., he did not mean to pull your hair, he is a two-year old bird brain"
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A unique and somewhat rare type of bird that lives mainly in New York City and New Jersey. The man Birds are typically 5 to 6 feet tall, and look like human bodies with heads that resemble the Bald Eagle and wings. The first Man Bird was born in New Jersey. Raised by a typical New Jersey family, the Man Bird speaks using one english phrase: Suck My Balls! The Man Bird language has over 50 sentences using the one phrase, and it is the most complicated language on Earth. The Man Bird lives off a steady diet of pennies, nickels and dimes (not quarters though.) The Man Bird has an aphasic shaped flap covering its gentles. Man Birds are usually very angry, and usually will attack humans with their flap if they feel threatened.
"Holy Shit look out! there's a flock of pissed off Man Birds headed right near us!"
"Quickly! throw your change and run for your life!"
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Extending the middle finger; often accompanied by the phrase "Fuck you!"
Some jackhole cut me off in traffic this morning, so I rolled down the window and flew him the bird.
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To deal drugs to the African community on a large scale.
Everything 2Chainz got, he got from slangin' birds.
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When using a public restroom, a bird nest is layering toilet paper on the seat to avoid being tainted by germs prior to sitting down.
Joel unable to control his explosive diarreah was unable to create a bird nest in time. Fortunatley for him he always keeps a spare pair of panties in his office drawer.
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