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When in the act of consumation, one removes his member moments prior to climax and distributes his load equally into each of the womans eyes, then punches both eyes in quick succession pushes her on the floor and runs away
"she told me she loved me, so i gave her a blind panda and left town"
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When you come in a girl's eyes and then you dropkick her
"Dude i heard alex tdid the blind side to krystina!"
"Holy shit, no way!!!"
"Yeah he is such a badass!"
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This happens to to a person who is giving a man a blow job upside down. The testicles fit snuggly into the eye sockets creating dutch blindness.
Are you seeing Greg tonight?
No, I never see Greg any more.
Oh, why? have you 2 split up?
No, just whenever he comes round he gives me 'dutch blindness'
-Hysterical laughing-
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while doing a bitch from behind, spit on her back before you blow your load and when she turns around you bust in her face.
I gave your mother a blind pirate last night bitch.
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a loss of sight due to sensitive eyes being exposed to the interior light of a refrigerator. Often occurs during midnight snack raids.
Tristan had to see the doctor because of his case of acute refrigerator blindness - he should have worn sunglasses when he made that sandwich at 1 am last night...
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Having a wank over the railing of the boat so you jizz into the water.
Originally "Blinding the dolphin" was an old ancient pirate sport, as they drank a lot of rum and were horny, but didn't want to have pirate bum sex if there weren't any wenches to plough like a cornfield.
They decided it would be best to just give themselves the old low five, but in good ol' fashioned pirate tradition, were drunk and had fun with it, and had a competition to see who could unload a love shot into a jumping dolphin's mouth.
However, due to the Charlie Sheen like state one pirate was in, he ended up jizz blinding a dolphin, and thus the sport evolved into this turbo event.
Nowadays, seeing as it's illegal to jizz in a dolphin's eye as PETA will cry stinky tears, soak their arms in Kerosene and fist fuck themselves in the ass, the term is now used to express the activity of wanking into the sea to prevent a cum-based sealant in the toilet at sea.
Guy 1: "Man, all this boating is making me stressed, I'm gonna go wank!"
Guy 2: "You're better off blinding the dolphin, or you'll clog the shitter with man mayo."
Guy 1: "What's that?"
Guy 2: "Like this..." *Blinds the dolphin*
Guy 1: "I think I'll join you, looks fun!"
*Both blind the dolphin*
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So Fanboys made you curious about this one too?
"That's what you do, you aim for the eye, grab the lip, and lead her around the room. Blinding the Merlin."
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