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When the writer's imaginary friends stop talking to them.
Writer: "I have writer's block!"
Writer's friend: "Emily and Bob aren't talking to you?"
Writer: *Sigh* "Yeah,"
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When someone prevents, accidentally or intentionally, two people from having a conversation or intercourse. Blocking the cock can be done by jumping into an existing conversation, positioning oneself between two other people, or drawing attention to oneself.
Girl A: Nick and I were talking when Sophia comes over and starts asking me about homework!
Girl B: I know, she's always blocking the cock
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When you are in the middle of sexual relations and your alarm goes off and you have to stop what you are doing to try and shut it off. This is only made worse when you think that you turned it off but you hit the snooze button instead and several minutes later it goes off again, thus interrupting your sexual liaison AGAIN. At this point, the alarm clock is usually either unplugged or just thrown across the room.
Bob: "Dude, last night I was getting it on with Jo when the alarm clock went off for no reason. I had to stop what I was doing and try to shut it off."
Andy: "Man, it sounds like you got 'Clock Blocked'
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(Noun) Any time during which Mr. Spock's infallible logic prevents humans from making poor choices with their inferior intellect.
(Verb) To perform the act described above, which you can only do if you are Mr. Spock, and you are not.
(Adjective, ending in -ed) To be on the receiving end of a Spock block. In many space cultures of the future this is considered the greatest honor a man can receive.
When Captain Kirk tries to regain control of the Enterprise in part 1 of "The Menagerie", he is Spock blocked by the Vulcan's clever hacking skills and cannot override the ship's computer.
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A quiet, smaller street, usually in close relation to larger noisier streets in a busy metropolis area.
In a ghetto, these are usually the streets crimes are most likely to occur, such as drug dealing, prostitution, or murder.
In a better neighborhood, ducky blocks are the ideal place to live if you like privacy, peace and quiet.
I parked my car on a ducky block.
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A hybrid of Cock-Block and Clopping within the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fandom.
Sam: OMG Spike, GTFO. Stop being such a Flarity Clop-Block!
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Al: Rainbow Dash is such a Clop-Block to all other ships. That playa.
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driving around a residential neighborhood with speakers on blast, also tippin or swingin
Jeremy-"Where's your brother today?"
Ashley-"Oh, he's out beatin' the block."
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