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Writer's Block

When the writer's imaginary friends stop talking to them.

Writer: "I have writer's block!"
Writer's friend: "Emily and Bob aren't talking to you?"
Writer: *Sigh* "Yeah,"

by Shannyr December 03, 2011


Ducky Block

A quiet, smaller street, usually in close relation to larger noisier streets in a busy metropolis area.

In a ghetto, these are usually the streets crimes are most likely to occur, such as drug dealing, prostitution, or murder.

In a better neighborhood, ducky blocks are the ideal place to live if you like privacy, peace and quiet.

I parked my car on a ducky block.

by stevey Staxwellhouse December 11, 2009


Blocking the cock

When someone prevents, accidentally or intentionally, two people from having a conversation or intercourse. Blocking the cock can be done by jumping into an existing conversation, positioning oneself between two other people, or drawing attention to oneself.

Girl A: Nick and I were talking when Sophia comes over and starts asking me about homework!

Girl B: I know, she's always blocking the cock

by blocking the cock June 15, 2011


Clock Blocked

When you are in the middle of sexual relations and your alarm goes off and you have to stop what you are doing to try and shut it off. This is only made worse when you think that you turned it off but you hit the snooze button instead and several minutes later it goes off again, thus interrupting your sexual liaison AGAIN. At this point, the alarm clock is usually either unplugged or just thrown across the room.

Bob: "Dude, last night I was getting it on with Jo when the alarm clock went off for no reason. I had to stop what I was doing and try to shut it off."

Andy: "Man, it sounds like you got 'Clock Blocked'

by What About Bob January 23, 2013


Spock block

(Noun) Any time during which Mr. Spock's infallible logic prevents humans from making poor choices with their inferior intellect.

(Verb) To perform the act described above, which you can only do if you are Mr. Spock, and you are not.

(Adjective, ending in -ed) To be on the receiving end of a Spock block. In many space cultures of the future this is considered the greatest honor a man can receive.

When Captain Kirk tries to regain control of the Enterprise in part 1 of "The Menagerie", he is Spock blocked by the Vulcan's clever hacking skills and cannot override the ship's computer.

by Hungry Like the Worf August 26, 2010


beatin' the block

driving around a residential neighborhood with speakers on blast, also tippin or swingin

Jeremy-"Where's your brother today?"
Ashley-"Oh, he's out beatin' the block."

by Ashley & Jeremy May 04, 2008


pop block

When drinking pop in a glass with ice, a pop block occurs when the ice lodges itself between the pop and your mouth, denying the pop entrance into your mouth.

I was very thirsty, but I was pop blocked and could not get any pop into my mouth.

by PottyTooHotty May 17, 2010