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When a man sends a dick picture from a seated toilet position. Whether or not the intended recipient is reached is irrelevant, it is a digital blumpkin.
Oh my God Lydia! Some idiot just sent me a digital blumpkin!
Hey Bryce, I like sending pictures of my dick while I sit on my toilet, I think I'm a blumpkenite.
The act of getting a blow job while taking a dump and your partner has ice in their mouth.
Brian: I was so lucky last night, I got an Alaskan Blumpkin!
A man receiving a blow job while the female is sitting on the toilet taking a shit.
My girlfriend loves giving me a modified Blumpkin while taking a dump on the toilet.
When you get Iced while receiving a Blumpkin
I was lucky enough to talk my girl into a Blumpkin the other day and she iced me. She hit with me with he Frosty Blumpkin
A variation of a blumpkin (receiving oral sex while pooping) where the recipient is pooping into a 5 gallon bucket.
After getting really drunk at Divers, she gave him a Lund blumpkin underneath his house.
A blowjob in a port-o-potty. Lavatory indicator should show half red, half green.
"After a Coco Loco, I found myself needing to void my bowels, only to find the lavatory occupied by two men engaging in a Dolores Blumpkin."
The seductive art of performing oral sex on a homeless person while they are simultaneously feasting on the contents of your dinner's to-go box.
I really wanted to give the homeless guy an Hobo Blumpkin but he doesn't eat pork.