booby trapped

when a woman uses her fantastically big awesome boobs as a smokescreen to lure a man into thinkin that the whole package is hot as well, by some sort of booby magic that drives a manner into a state of altered consciousness preventing him from seeing anything but boobs

Hey Bob, so I went out with this awesome chick the other night, the total package.... but then last night I saw her again and turns out she booby trapped the hell outta me the first time by hoisting that fantastic rack up in my face.

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slapped in the boobies

Being dissed to no end, and not coming up with a comeback.

Dude 1: "This hot dog smells like your moms vag"
Dude 2: "UHHHHHHH"
Dude 3: "You were just slapped in the boobies"

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Boobie Diorama

(noun)Something of a ridiculous nature that causes excessive outward chuckling in order to mask the extreme ass-raping that has just occured.

Man, that pathophysiology exam was a real boobie diorama....Colby really fucked us on that one.

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boobie bagels

A general exclamation of shock or anger.

"Boobie bagels, I scratched my car!"

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Dingus Boobie Face

Dingus Boobie Face is one that has the face that resembles breast and one that does stupid things to make you laugh

Friend "I love this game!".
Friend that doesn't care "Shut up you Dingus Boobie Face!."

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Twitch Booby Streamer

A person who is in possession of breasts (generally large) which are exploited for the gain of followers, subs or donations of bits and direct currency within the Twitch Platform. Booby Streamers can also come in assorted variations upon differing platforms dedicated to videos and streaming. Booby Streamers are generally not appreciated or respected on said platforms such as Twitch.

"Wow, is that a Twitch Booby Streamer? What a thot, am I right lads?"

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Special Boobie Place

A place where women.. and in some special cases men.. can hold small items such as I.D.'s, cell phones, credit cards, cash, and other nessary items for bars or special outtings. Usually the place is between the brest and bra cup or can be held under the bra strap

Girl 1 " I don't klnow where to carry my I.D. and cash. I don't have pockets"

Girl 2 "Put it in your Special Boobie Place."