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When somthing is so unbelievable that all your thoughts get trapped, like in a bottle
"Man, that girls boobs are mind bottling."
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The effect of herpes on the male genitalia. i.e open sores on the wiener.
I had a bad feeling after a long night of unprotected butt sex with Kate Beef. My worst fears were realized about a month later when when I broke out with a severe case of the bottle rot.
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A device used for smoking cannabis widespread throughout the southwest of england. It consists of a bottle cut off at the bottom with a plastic bag taped over the end. Suction is created at the cap by pulling the bag down. This sucks your cannabis smoke into the bottle and bag, and the whole bottle bag is taken at once providing a great rush. A portable version of the bucket
Pull me a stonking bottlebag will you mate
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its hennessy cognac. its described as brown bottle from the dark color the hennessy has.
tupac song hennessy - "They wanna know who's my role model
It's in a brown bottle (Yo what's our motherfucking motto nigga?)Hennessey"
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When a girl is jacking you off, and right before you cum, she squeezes your dick, and slaps the top of your hand which has the head of your dick sticking out.(usually a gesture of breaking up)
I can't have kids anymore because this bicth bottled and capped me.
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When a woman gingerly inserts her nose into a man's butt-hole while simultaneously slapping her breasts on the back of the man's legs. Then the man proceeds to take a fat, steaming dump on her face
Nicci was bottle nosing with Chris last night
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When two people (who love each other very much) wish to partake the act of bukkake but are uncomfortable with inviting others. As a result, the man will save the efforts of his masturbation in a bottle over a period of time. Once a decent volume is accumulated, the couple will make love and upon finishing, the man will blast on the woman's face while simultaneously pouring the bottle on her. he may either pour it on her, use a spray bottle, squirt gun, or just plain throw it. It must be noted that considerable effort must be used to keep the bottled bukkake at the right consistency and temperature for usage.
Wife: cum on face please!
Husband: no problem darling.
Wife: well golly gosh that sure was great but do wish there was more.
Husband: wait just a minute there sport. Let me grab my handy bottled bukkake. we'll have your face looking like a glazed donut in no time!
Wife: wow you think of every thing!
husband: and its great for your skin too!
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