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A Brad is the classic wannabe-Chad fuckboy.
A B-stringer who can't score many girls, and if he does he's settling big time compared to what he was aiming for.
He doesn't care about the girls he's with, and basically just straight up lies to them to try and get in their pants or get them plastered to make them (in his mind) "easier."
"A Brad is someone I'd punch if a girl wanted me to."
Guy1: Look at that chad!
Guy2: And guess who’s walking right beside him
Guy1: Fucking brad
the most perfect boy in the world. brad's are usually extremely nice, caring, and loveable if they care about you. oh, how to make them care about you? just be nice. listen to them, care for them, compliment them. it's that easy!
brad's usually like video games, and music. they secretly have a talent for singing or rapping. they're quiet and reserved, and barely have any friends. if you're a brad's friend, then you're extremely special.
if you know a brad, keep them. they're special
we LOVE brad's
friend : who's that?
me : oh him? the most perfect boy in the world.
friend : ohhh! you mean brad.
The act of making a statement without putting any thought behind said statement
I said I was done gambling last night, I always brad when I’m drunk.
Your car
You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.