breakfast joke

The most important joke of the day. If you dont laugh at it, you'll get sleepy around 11:30.

Sleepy dude: Aw man, why am I so tired, its only noon.

Me: Yeah, thats cause I told a breakfast joke and you didnt laugh at it.

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Floridian Breakfast

The typical breakfast of your average inhabitant of the state of Florida. Usually consisting of a combination marijuana/tobacco joint or cigarette and a glass of Florida Orange Juice.

Ain't nothing better than a Floridian breakfast after a hard night of partyin' doe.

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breakfast cereal

A slang term for a rave/date rape drug, such as ketamine or sometimes ecstasy or methamphetamine or other hallucinogenics

Tony: Let's go to the rave.
Kelly: So we can have some ravers or breakfast cereal?

Bob: I'm hallucinating
Andrea: Did you have breakfast cereal?

Wendy: Whoa, dude, let's dance.
Wanda: Here, take this pill, its just breakfast ceral
Wendy: *spins around and thinks ceiling is a giant bowl*

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English Breakfast

When a British girl gives you a blowjob --- she sucks your sausage and beans (cock and balls).

"That burd Moira gave me an English breakfast"
"She made you breakfast in bed?"
"No, ya wanker! She sucked my willy!"

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breakfast meeting

When you meet a girl out at night and you have to have breakfast with her in hopes of learning her name.

I was so gone I had to have a breakfast meeting just to remember her name.

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breakfast swamp

The soggy state a female finds herself in at breakfast if she hasn't washed since sex the night before. This state continues indefinately (perhaps far beyond breakfast), until a clean-up is possible.

I can't meet meet your mates while I'm in this breakfast swamp; let me shower first.

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instant breakfast

A blow-job first thing in the morning.

I woke up this morning and gave my girlfriend an instant breakfast.

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