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1) n. A species of hairless mammal indigenous to central North Carolina. A relative of the Sea Lion, the Sea Brian is comfortable in shallow waters where it propels itself slowly about on its forward limbs. Other activities include throwing foam footballs, drinking beers, and doing sit-ups when sexy chicks are walking around. The Sea Brian is identified by its pale skin and wayfarer sunglasses. The Sea Brian only emerges during warmer seasons, hibernating in seclusion for most of the year.
2) v. To exhibit behavior typical of the Sea Brian.
The scattered Coors Light cans and faint scent of SPF 85 sunscreen in the air indicated Sea Brians had been in the area just moments before.
A chill hung in the air and the sky was overcast; clearly conditions were not favorable for Sea Brianing.
An Irish Boi who plays games with the Vanoss Crew. Is usually great at literally every game he plays with his crew.
Brian Hanby: Diamond boots, Diamond armor, Diamond panties, Diamond helmlet, And go f**k youself Nogla!
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Brian Cox is the sexiest physicsist ever. I love him lots like jelly tots.
Did you see him? He was like Brian Cox on legs!
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someone who thinks he's the coolest, hottest guy in the universe but isn't
The guy I hooked up with last night was totally a Bangin Brian.....don't tell anyone
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The definition of the most amzing guy ever. The guy who makes you smile constantly, and who will always make you feel important. The guy that always tells you how good you look and how beautiful you are. The person that knows when something is wrong and does everything in his power to make you feel better. The one who is all ears when you have something to talk about or tell him.
The best:)
You're so sweet, Just like a Brian Jensen
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The best sex you will ever have
Sex was like Brians mom was great last night
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The greatest basketball player in the history of the NBA.
"Wow, that's Brian Scalabrine, he has just posterized Kobe Bryant...
simply the best...'
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