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Brian Pov

Brian Pov is the best dancer ever. You can catch him any day playing Just Dance. He may appear to be a quiet, polite guy with an intellectual vibe about him, but don't let that fool you, he thinks about hentai all day and night. Brian is a super hot guy that picks up all chicks, young and old, especially old. Brian is an ENORMOUS WEEB, loves OSU (he's honestly the best player). If you accidentally call him Skylor, it's okay, they are the same person. Brian Pov uses chop sticks irregularly, but that is okay, it's part of his charm. Brian Pov is a teacher's pet. Brian Pov has a secret alias: "BRIANA" Beware of Briana, she's a freak. To get Brian talking, simply try to hug him while saying the violin is the worst instrument on the planet. Brian LOVES K-Pop. Anything Korean really, especially the guys. OOPS his name is actually Brain.

Person A: Who's that Just Dance GOD over there?
Person B: Oh, that's THE Brian Pov

"OMG Brian Pov"
"Brian Pov is kind of Thicc"
"Brian Pov is always watching hentai"

by PhoLover(and Your mom) December 17, 2019

The Brian Wilson

The act of dancing with one leg out in front, right hand on the head, bent at the waist, and moving your head, waist, and leg in a circular motion

"We went out to the club and I impressed everyone with the Brian Wilson"

by smushsmush25 August 19, 2011

Brian Cox

Brian Cox is the sexiest physicsist ever. I love him lots like jelly tots.

Did you see him? He was like Brian Cox on legs!

by ISleepWithDucks March 9, 2011

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Brian Jensen

The definition of the most amzing guy ever. The guy who makes you smile constantly, and who will always make you feel important. The guy that always tells you how good you look and how beautiful you are. The person that knows when something is wrong and does everything in his power to make you feel better. The one who is all ears when you have something to talk about or tell him.

The best:)

You're so sweet, Just like a Brian Jensen

by cellis14 April 5, 2010

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