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A blowjob, but between two bros.
Hey man, no bromo, but do you want a bro job?
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v. When two bros decide they need to relieve the stress in their respective "Bro sticks" by initiating the act of oral stimulation. Different from a "Blow job" the bro job is named as such to keep the relationship between the bros heterosexual.
Chad: "Dude, my bro stick is full of brotein"
Josh: "Bro, I got you. Let me give you a bro job and you can release that brotein"
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A Pervy boy who likes to watch his sister master bate. When she catches him he fucks her to keep her quiet. They are usually scrawny and have a finely trimmed bush
Girl: What are u doing Step Bro
Boy: I’ll do anything to keep you quiet.
30 minutes later
OHHHH GAAHD I FEEL IT IN MY STOMACH
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An all-male group session, usually at the beach, characterized by bro like, or borderline homosexual behavior while partaking in listening to jack johnson, dave matthews and using copious amounts of dip and/or marijuana
bro 1: hey man after lax prac lets hit up the shore and have a bro circle
bro 2: sweet brah, let me get my birkenstocks and wintergreen skoal
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A bro-type move that expresses aggression without actually carrying out any physical harm or getting into a fight. It is characterized by popping your collar, raising both arms behind and slightly above your head, and shaping your hands to look like crab claws. Then, simultaneously, you lean your body towards your bro and aggressively say, "Bro!, Bro!". With every instance of "Bro!", you get louder and flare your claws more and more.
Note 1: Bro crabbing can be very funny, but it won't get you laid--at least not in Harrisburg, PA (tested and failed).
Note 2: Only bro crab your bro. Bro crabbing someone who's not your bro can lead to a fight, which you will likely lose since the bro crab is not an effective offensive or defensive fighting move.
Note 3: If you are getting bro crabbed, the only adequate response is to bro crab right back.
Guy: Dude, let's get the attention of those fems through some bro crabbing.
...the guys bro crab...
Girls: Hehehe... Those guys are so funny--let's do their friends!
Also spelled BroGod, refers to one of your more closer "Bro's"
Y'all all my bro's but this nigga right here the Bro god
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when you get your male friends to give you a blow job but its not gay.
Created by lil house phone on nojumper tour
lil house phone: Smokin' on a dick while I'm fuckin' on your bitch
He lickin' on my tip, I'm like "Bro I like that shit"
'Cause nigga I need the bro top, I'm like wassup
He take me to the back and my bro jerked me up
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