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British lad that wears grey tracksuit bottoms pulled down to his knees
Chav walks in .
Me: hew look a that willy wobbler
When you have sex with another man dressed like a stranded islander and during sex you headbutt him and he kicks you out of the house.
Frank: I can't believe that guy pulled a Gay Willie on me last night.
Dan: What did you do to him?
Frank: I kicked him out of the house!
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The act of poking a poo covered finger into the facial orifice of another person causing immediate smell shock.
My ear smells horrible and I am in a state of shock because Billy gave me a tainted willy last night.
Tiny. And pretty pointless. Cannot be used during penetrative sex. Makes a decent paper weight for small amounts of paper.
"Man, this window has a gap in the seal... There's a little draft getting in... If only I had something to block it with..."
"I've got Duncan's Willy?"
"PERFECT!"
When you have the worst diarrhea of your life and should not be further than 4 seconds from a toilet. This mainly happens after eating at Willies's Grill and Ice House, but can happen at any eating establishment. You will think you have got it all out of your system, but once you stand up from the toilet, your stomach tells you its time to go again.
Boy 1: Hey let's go eat at Willie's
Boy 2: Nah man that gives me Willie's belly
When someone willy wancha's. They willy wancha.
Billy: "oh mah gah Karen I willy wancha's."
one hipster individual that feels the need deceivingly steel ones fellow hipsters penis
Harvey: wheres my penis gone #yolo
Jeffrey: Gareth took it!
Harvey: Damn! he such a willy feind!