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When an object, person or concept can be described as the following: indie, fresh, crisp, specimen-esque, bangin, tan, hip, chill or anything that can live up to the sheer and utter skill of pulling off a bandanna and aviators.
#1 "dayummm...look at the tan on that bitch!"
"man- I'm so jealous, she is sooo Canada."
#2 "So I met this girl last night at a totally indie awesome concert!"
"Yeah? Did you bang her?!"
"Well of course, she was sooo Canada what did you expect me to do?!"
#3 "OH MY GWAD. Check out that guys abs, and his face! He looks like a leather couch."
"That's sooo Canada."
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1.The day of when Canadian's celebrate their heritage.
-The holiday which everyone forgot to define.
Canada Day is t3h 1337 haxxor.
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The only part of the Canadian anthem anybody seems to know.
"O Canada!--I... we... crap, how does that song even go?"
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The best (in my opinion) amusement park in Canada. Home to the behemoth, the tallest roller coaster in Canada. For more information search canada's wonderland on google.
Person 1: What do you wanna do on saturday?
Person 2: Go to Canada's Wonderland, the best amusment park in Canada!
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A depraved sexual act symbolically representing Canada's place in the world, in which one person, representing Canada is put on a loose leash by a Queen, while being simultaneously ejaculated and defecated on from their mate below.
The resulting act is known throughout the world for both it's difficulty, humility, and the passive aggressive submissiveness of it's protagonist.
We decided to spice up our sex life by doing the History of Canada. It was very strange doing the History of Canada for the first time. As the man underneath kept rolling over to defecate or continue coitis depending on which was more urgent. Meanwhile a man with a lisp holding a leash giggled and commented from several feet away.
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The most depraved sexual act known to mankind kept as a hidden secret from Canada to preserve its' innocence. In detail, the ******** are inserted into ******* using the ******* with ******** moose antlers ****** **** ***** maple syrup **** ***** around five times ***** *** ******* until the **** ***** affectionately called "the Mounties" use **** ***** all over the ****. The resulting **** ***** *** ****** are then used as lubricant for ******** **** **** into ****** **** **** with ***** **** **** Stanley Cup.
I can't believe we just did Canada's History.
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Also known as "The LC" and commonly referred to as "The Bubble." Where the kids are impossibly good-looking and it's not out of place for a girl to total a luxury car more than a couple times driving home drunk from a house party only to have it replaced by a newer, more expensive model. Everyone loads up on the APs and has a huge sense of entitlement when it comes to education and money. Boys go out of their way when asking girls to dances. Cheesy puns and flowers are a must ("Out of all the fish in the sea, will you go to Homecoming with me?). Many residents are third or fourth generation La Canada. Couture is abundant at La Canada High School - whatever is the latest or most expensive, expect it to be seen at LCHS. Every year there are several coined phrases that are all the rage. These colloquialisms make sense to only those from La Canada - it seriously is like a foreign language cooler than any those from outside will create. Real estate is insane as everyone wants to move here for the school district. Even the tiniest house will have a starting price of at least 2 million.
"La Canada was blacklisted from the Rose Court this year because too many LCers were super shitfaced at the Rose Ball. They couldn't even point out individual people - La Canada as a whole got wasted."
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