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Sand Cannon

Somebody's butthole that tends to be really dry and hairy. Possibly because of not being able to wipe good enough.

Hey Cruz have you went to the doctors to look at your sand cannon issue yet?

by JosephMayo June 11, 2018


Loose cannon

A woman who keeps popping out offspring like they are stuck in the 1940's.

Yo, is that the loose cannon's child over there?

That girl keeps dropping babies like a loose cannon drops ammo.

by Deputy Douchebag October 5, 2020


Loose Cannon

Someone known to fly off the handle at even the smallest obstacles. Usually someone like a Cathy or a Catherine. This type of person can be quite dangerous, and have been known to mow down pedestrians for pleasure.

Did you see that loose cannon? She just ran that dude over for no reason at all, like a real danger in the shadows!

by acktionjac May 21, 2018


uterus cannon

Someone who has an unusually large number of children, referring to their exceptionally (re-)productive ladyparts

"So you're the youngest of *thirteen* kids? Wow, your mom must have had a uterus cannon!"

by Peter the Quite Good May 26, 2016


Cannon Gage

Cannon Gage has 1000 starts

Did you know Cannon Gage has 1000 starts

by CAHERMAN February 7, 2022


Cannon Gage

Cannon Gage is a 4 time champion

You're like Cannon Gage and Sebastian Vettel

by CAHERMAN March 15, 2022


guava-cannon

Slang for pussy- especially one that ejaculates, queefs, or pops out shitty children excessively.

"Looking down the barrel of that chick's guava-cannon is like staring at the distended mouth of a palsy patient."

"Swear t'Jesus- I was lyin' on the bed after we fucked, and she climbed over me to use the bathroom. All'a sudden her guava-cannon fires off, and now I gots the chunkies in mah chest hair."

by Abdallah Price November 4, 2011