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when a girl lathers up her hair with shampoo, wraps it around your cock, and jacks you off with it until you bust in her hair
Her hair was so lathery...it was perfect for giving me a car wash.
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nGet's off by the feeling of his car. Is sexually aroused by cars.
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A non-alcoholic drink intended to slow you down from getting too drunk.
"Hey John, what are you drinking?"
"A pace car bro, that last jager bomb pushed me against the wall then told me to make it a sandwich, so I need to take a few laps to cool the engine"
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A car game like punch buggie, were if someone in the car sees a yellow car they can punch the other passangers.
"Yellow car!" *punches driver in the arm*
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a noun.
type of a car. also known as a "body trap" (if you are over 200 pounds, your body will be trapped in it)
also known as a "death trap" (if you get into an accident, chances are you will end up dead).
see also "suicide car"
"hey, I got me a smart car."
"yes but you are still dumb"
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Late model 2-door (usually) American car with a muscular appearance and more displacement, HP, and TORQUE than 3-5 rice motors (aka hamsters). Minimal cost/speed ratio; no JDM bling required for coolness. Destroys rice cars on impact. Large and comfortable, especially for those who aren't 5'5" and 120 lbs.
Occasionally seen sporting a slight lift in rear suspension. Internals are easy to access for maintenance/upgrade, unlike certain other vehicles (coff coff). Contrary to popular belief, will run until the apocalypse if the oil is changed every 3000 miles
Fast stock.
There's no replacement for displacement.
Muscle Car Driver: "Hey, how bout this: we race with 6 people in each car"
Ricer: "*GULP*"
Muscle Car Driver: "That's what I thought"
How many muscle era imports do you see driving around? Case-in-Point
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Going around a neighborhood or some other place with a lot of cars late at night, preferably 1-3am, and seeing if the cars are unlocked. If they are, search for GPS's, stereos, iPods/phones, or other items worth value. Favored spots are hotels(travelers need cash and GPS's), amusement parks(Kings Island/Holiday World, they need GPS's and cash too"
If you set an alarm off, run and hide between houses, hop fences, do anything you can to get away. If you have a feeling you aren't going to get away, ditch the items somewhere the cops/civi's won't find, and won't get ruined. So when you get caught, you won't have anything on you.
After you collect enough valuables, I'd recommend waiting about 3-5 weeks, and then pawning the items.
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Don't do too many items at one place, and switch up pawn shops, it's smarter to not get caught.
Steve: Wanna car hop tonight? I know a good place to get good shit.
Friend: Sure, what time?
Steve: about 1-2am, i'll hit you up.
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