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carrot top

a person with red hair(Also a term of adress.)

Take a hike, carrot top.

by Light Joker May 5, 2005

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carrot print

something like a mushroom print but with an uncircumcised penis; smacking an uncut wang and leaving an imprint in the skin of the object that was smacked

that bitch teethed on my dick so i carrot printed her cheek;hey eddie passed out i dare you to carrot print him

by lance hickman August 4, 2008

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Carrot Dick

A dick that is carrot like in appearance. Also, the act of using a carrot instead of a penis for sex acts.

My buddy Dave has a small dick so he uses a carrot dick to pleasure women.

by pdubbs2907 October 21, 2016

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Carrot Tits

I stupidly pointy set of weapons. The kind of set that just looks too ridiculous to generate any form of sexual excitement. Even a baby would laugh at these hilariously daft looking swingers and would refuse to suck 'em.

Ste: 'ere Phil, did you manage to get anywhere wi' Wet Stacey last neet??

Phi: Yeah, managed to yank her boob tube down on't bus but she had a right 'orrid set of carrot tits!!

by muckyjohn October 8, 2012

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Carrot Top

when the tip of a mans penis has a tuft of hair on it

Frank: Dude, Jerry's so hairy, I bet he has a carrot top!

by samm...y May 8, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


carrot stick

dumb high school (generally freshman) hoes with a severe case of anorexia and a fake orange rub-on tan. they are typically of the valley girl sort and are often extremely dumb and easy. practically breastless, too young, and generally unappealing, they partake in this ritual of (reputational) self mutilation every spring, before summer comes, and before homecoming and prom, so that their parents can be sure to remind them with photo evidence what carrot sticks their daughters used to be. the plainest sign of desperation for social acceptance, carrot sticks are iconic sources of laughter and hallway disruption as they struggle to contend with the fact that existence hates them.

the dude: why, my good friend jeremiah, look over to yonder girl passing the commons, doth she not looketh as if she were a carrot stick?

jeremiah: awh dayum nigga dat bitch done got that pumpkin face an carrot body and everythang, sheeet.

by eventual revenge of the sloth July 31, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


carrot top

a short red head who plays volleyball

kageyama: hinata youre such a carrot top
hinata: who you calling carrot top?!

by Fred L ero September 30, 2020

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