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The act of two men sticking their cocks into a Chinese fingertrap and playing tug of war until one of the men nuts a load. Commonly used in fraternity hazing to break the souls of pledges.
Chuck: hey mike are you going to join theta chi?
Mike: not sure yet, the idea of paying to have friends sounds sick tho!
Chuck: yeah I agree! I heard all of the brothers there have to Chinese pitchfork till they bust! They instantly become lifelong friends!
Mike: shit man, I'm in, frats rule!
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The term given to the large volumes of celery and onion found in takeaway chinese food.
They use heaps of Chinese extender at that shop.
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A trick in which you ask someone if they want Chinese highlights and you run your toes through their hair preferably after you haven't bathed in a few days.
Permission is not always required. When your victim is not looking you can give them Chinese highlights as a sneak attack.
Girl #1: Hey, do you want some Chinese highlights? It will make your hair look amazing.
Girl #2: Okay, go for it.
Girl #1: -runs toes through girl's hair-
Girl #2: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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The little mother fuckers who steal your stuff when you are not looking so that you have no hope of finding it again.
God damn these chinese leprechauns stole my keys and I have no idea where they put them.
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When a man rests each of his testicles on a supine woman's eyes and then 'hops' one testicle over her nose and into her mouth.
Her nose was so big I could barely play Chinese Checkers.
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When you put a whole bag of jellybeans up your ass and let an asian, preferably a midget, eat them out with chopsticks.
I'm in the mood for some Chinese takeout tonight.
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The Chinese Zodiac cycles divided into 12 parts
each labels at least the majority of those parts with names of animals, and each is widely associated with a culture of attributing influence of a person's relationship to the cycle.
Person 1:Hey,you're a Tiger in the chinese zodiac,right?
Person 2:Yeah. What sign are you?
Person 3:I'm a Rabbit
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