Choke and Poke

To receive a blow job while simultaneously playing a Pokémon video game.

"Dude, last night my girlfriend tried to choke and poke me right when I was trying to catch a Charmander."

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Force choke

Force choking is to grab the back of a persons head and force it towards your penis (hints force choke) while saying "force choke". it is most fun when doing it to people you don't know or people that dont know what it means.

Jamie says an absolutly retarded remark. I grab the back of her head and pull it to my croch while saying "force choke".

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choke a bitch

to release stress; to yell obscene words out in panic or frustration; to masturbate

I have so much homework right now I just want to choke a bitch!

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choke police

Police officers that pull you over for drugs. The "choke" part comes from swallowing the drugs to hide from the cops.

The choke police caught me with the weed still in my mouth!

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Choking Hazard

A penis at least 18 inches in length

"Watch out Stephanie, that's a choking hazard right there."

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choking clams

Pulling on your penis while it is soft. Verb

Hey fella did you get any action or did you end up choking clams

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Choke the monkey

Vulgar masturbation

Hey! Did you choke the monkey last night? The new Mia Khalifa video was bomb!

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