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An eleven man group of Flammin Homo Faggots
who dress up in pink lacy football uniforms and preform oral and anal sex contest with other gay teams.
It's all tied up with 4 seconds remaining.
The Cleveland Fudge Packers need to score.....
There's the strap. It looks like a trick play. OMG!!! Harold just displayed a footlong double dildo penetration clean and jerk on Freddie!!
He- could- go- all -the- way!!!
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A guy from Cleveland, Ohio who stands out amongst the rest!
Kristin: 90% of the guys in Cleveland are out of shape and ugly, or average at best. I need to find a Cleveland All-Star!
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Follow these steps to achieve the pinnacle of revenge and microwave cookery.
Step 1 - Remove turntable from "friends" microwave oven.
Step 2 - Shit on said turntable.
Step 3 - Cook on high for 1 minute 30 seconds (Some microwaves with lower wattages will require a longer cooking time)
Tip - Cook until shit begins to bubble and billow steam.
I'm going to give that little corn-fed bitch the Cleveland Hot Pocket.
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The act of shitting into a copy machaine's paper rollers so that the next person to use the machine at work gets a nice surprise on the 100 interoffice memos.
Becky didn't much appreciate that Paula failed to inform her that she had eaten three bowls of chili before leaving her a nice Cleveland Copy Roller.
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When one does a Cleveland Rewind and forgets about it. Then at a future date goes to wipe and gets his own poop covered paper.
I wish I hadn't been drinking when I tried that Cleveland Rewind cuz I just got the Cleveland Fast Forward.
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The act of fucking a girl on her period then fucking her in the ass with your bloody dick. Then she takes a dump on your chest, then you take a dump on hers and then you wrestle. Then you sleep together without taking a shower...chest to chest.
I gave my grandma a cleveland compost heap at her funeral.
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The process by which an individual excretes a large piece of fecal matter and proceeds to pass that directly into another individual's anus, who then tries to return the instrument into the originator's anus. This process is repeated until one unsuccessfully receives the item. The failing indidivual must then proceed to orally consume the article.
Cora Wong was playing Cleveland Hot Potato with a Water Buffalo. One of them lost, yet, they both wanted to eat the feces.
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