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to masturbate; to beat off in a manner which makes you tired.
Guy1"she broke up with you?"
guy2"yeah man. Im about to go home and clock out"
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Mezmorizing chant created by the Clock Crew emphasizing on the greatness of Strawberry Clock.
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The grandfather clock is performed while suspended in the air, generally with the help of 2 others. It is when you are hovering above a sleeping persons face with your dick and/or balls hanging directly over their face, waking them with either a slap or a loud noise (preferably similar to a grandfather clock striking the hour).
Dude, Robb ba ba brain'd me, so I'm gonna get him back tonight with a grandfather clock.
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Someone who buys time for selfish gain with little to no concern for the victimized/sucked party.
You might as well suck my cock if you're going to ruin my come-up you Clock Sucker.
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When you are down to your “reserve” pair underwear or boxer shorts that have a hole in the bottom exposing your dick hanging down simulation a working grandfather clock.
When I was wearing my old boxer shorts I walked out in front of my girlfriend and she said nice grandfather clock.
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When an obstacle or another person is obstructing your view to where you can't tell what time it is.
Will is standing in front of the wall clock, man he is such a Clock Block.
Ben stole my watch, what a Clock Block.
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The science of figuring out a qty of time left or time elapsed, when bored at an activity such as work.
I woke up at 4am and started doing clock math to figure out when to go to work so I could be home by 4pm.
Example 1 -- 30 mins to get ready + 1 hr drive + 8 hrs work + 1 hour break/lunch = 4pm...solve for how much longer can I sleep.
Example 2 -- it's 10:30am I got here at 6am 8 hr shift how much longer do I have to be here?
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