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A sex position in which a woman sits back on all fours with an apple in her mouth, as if to look like a cooked pig, while the man penetrates her from behind.
Tonight, Claire and I are doing the cooked pig! I got like nine apples!
John: "Dude, what are you doing?"
Furious masturbator: "Cooking the dog bro."
MORE LIKE JUNK COCK AHHAHAHHAHAHDHSGXVSD IUJFVEHGV VAAHHAHA IM FUNNY
probably from china idk
A subtle way to lure a girl to come over to your place inviting her to a dinner, initially as just a "friend", so that it can lead to an opportunity of getting intimate with her while making a dinner for her. Finally, after dinner a good session of sex is expected.
Hey, what are you doing tonight?
No plans at all!
Are you up to a cooking and chill?
To adopt a feminine stance and deliver 46 hits to a training door.
She's not bad mate, pretty hot. Got that Billy Cook look about her.
A Psychological horror game by deer dream studios where you are trapped in a cabin with two gays and two lesbians and you gotta cook your companions
Bitch: Have you heard of that game called Cooking Companions?
Hoe: Yeah, I decided to fuck that red-headed lesbian and eat the others
Bitch: ...
some pickle chin head ass who thinks he is good at smash bros but really just goes 0-2 at most tournaments. he got an acceptable sized wang. he is thicc in not only the ass, but in the heart as well. (take that as you may) he is a gullible little bastard and a man whore he does have one big redeming quality though. he likes Wacky Walter Wednesday. he is a straight male but has kissed multiple men to prove his straightness
435-669-9991 call for a good time. yeah i know my number is basically just 69 aka the funny sex number
yo my g have u been Koby Cooking today
g: nah fam