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When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
Coughing whilst sick with covid
Oh shit he’s got the chilli cough, he must have been eating bats
when you feel residue in the back of your throat you cannot cough out.
This piece of cough willn’t go away.
It's when you find an Asian coughing.
American boy: "Oh my god, the Asian is coughing! That person must have the corona virus! RUNNNNNNN.
The Asian Coughing: Bitch what, my throat just hurts, idiot.
Definition 1:
When a deep throat is at Watergate passing out Ricola, Halls or Luden’s to soothe a sore throat.
#PresidentialSecrets
Definition 2:
When someone is really warmer than a cough raise. (Because heat rises and shes hot)
Definition 3:
When a girl is a smooth talker.
Definition 4:
When a girl has good conversation.
Definition 5:
When a girl can soothe your troubles and make you better.
*Dude checking out a girl*
Dude: That girl is cooler than a cough drop.
Dude 2: So go be smoother than molasses and get her digits.
When someone has a slight cough and calls it laryngitis.
Liam said he was sick. He just had a bitch cough.