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When your shit so big it covers the entire surface of water.
Looked down into the toilet and got a facefull of my chocolate pool cover.
bts uwu teehee notice me bts WOO
person 1 : criminal under cover uwu owo
person 2 : smooth like butter
Worse than your mom gay your dad lesbian and all other but not as worse like your family tree lgbt
Carl: Your mom gay
Steve: Your dad lesbian
Carl: Pussy
Steve: Your brother a cover
Carl: „makes inzest with his cover brother“
When you have anal sex with a girl right after they take a dumb and when you take your penis out, the girl licks the poop off of it.
Last night Jenny had a chocolate covered rod!
After i banged her in the ass, i made her like my chocolate covered rod!
When your partner wakes up and finds you getting head from another person.
I told John to stop moaning loudly before his fiancée got my under cover blown, but he still was loud and caught us.
Using terms that are meant to replace curse words.
I beat that motha-hussla at his own game!
Cover cursing is safer to use.
You cannot judge the character or quality of something/someone just by looking at them.
You cannot judge a book by its cover; that girl you talked to is actually a very nice person.