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During Lockdown 2020 a lot of people gained weight. Butts definitely go bigger. Once gyms opened back up people started exercising again, lost the weight, and got their shape back.
Baby what happened to your Covid butt? You've been in the gym.
While too sick from covid-19 to move, but still horny. Two partners spoon and barely move while having sex.
Jimmy was so tired but still horny. He got Ginger to back her bus up while they got it on doing the Covid shuffle.
Despite all the scary lung symptoms associated with COVID-19, some people mainly experience gastrointestinal symptoms, resulting in severe diarrhea, vomiting, and general nausea. Thus, butt COVID.
Bonus: COVID-19 is also in your poop.
"I tested positive for COVID! I can breathe alright but I can't stop puking. I think it's butt COVID"
"Nah, I can't go out for the next two weeks. I've got butt COVID"
"Our neighbors were fine until they caught butt COVID"
Covid Karma is the term used for when someone crazy about protecting themselves from getting Covid-19 and is an asshole about it towards other people contract covid despite their efforts not to. This person treats their friends kindly while assuming strangers are sick. They wear a mask in front of people they don’t like and take it off while in the company that they prefer
“That bitch got covid at a party with all of her friends”
“That’s covid karma”
...
What?
There is no COVID-20. Not yet
“Man COVID- 19 SUCKS.”
“Really though, COVID-20 is so much worse”
*silence*
Avalanche of concern-troll emails from companies looking to cover they asses
George checked his morning email with a cup of coffee in-hand when a sanguinely worded email came in from TripAdvisor warning him to stay safe. "Oh jeez *another* COVID ConcernGram? my in-box can't handle any more of those!"
After you slam your first girl after the pandemic
Mate 1: Yo bro, I’m on covid-1
Mate 2: you slow bro, i’m already on covid-5