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Creepy lumberjack who sports the ugliest beard known to man. He possesses silly hats, a gold scarf, chops that make people want to hang themselves, and a fetish for Google Earth. Worst college roomate in the history of the world. Threatened to assault roomates with Snapple, comforters up one's colon, and a ferocious beard. Enjoys latching, pissing off all, treats Nats like she is his mother, and likes Sean (gay by May). Represented by the hand gesture called "The Awkward Lumberjack"; it is done by motioning your hands like you are chopping wood with an axe. Closet racist. Leaves nail clippings and hair trimmings in sink. Refuses to wash sheets for months. Vertigo five feet off the ground. Will only sleep with a girl if bed is on ground and partner is inebriated. Thinks Josh is a facist. Believes that rape has nothing to do with sex. Likes to countdown from ten. Draws lines and finds glitches on Google Earth. Fluent in the Elvish language. Valiantly defends Little Blizzaard "Gustav." Sexual fantasies include role play with Lord of the Rings, biting, pirates. Is profoundly obsessed with Nicole. Refuses to wash his hands after relieving himself. Can't sleep in the presense of desk lamps. Overhead light must go out at 11. Eats inconcievably slowly. Has a fetish for authority. Insinuates himself into every conversation. Frequents gay bars while utterly sober. Arranges the various plaid shirts he owns by which day of the week to be worn. Routinely spends more time in the bathroom than three high maintenance females do in a day.
Are you stalking me? --Don't be a fucking Creeper Zach.
Brah, dont go all Creeper Zach on me with your chops and lumberjack outfit.
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a small crush developed for someone while creeping on them at a regular rate.
Usually occuring on Facebook or Tumblr
Lily: I was creeping on Robert's page for a few hours and I have a crush on him now
Jill: What do you have a creeper crush?
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The "Mexinese Creeper" refers to any individual who appears to be quite regular, calm and collective, but will surprise all their friends and co-workers with strange, unwanted & unexpected sexual acts.
Did you hear Mexi-fry pretended to be too drunk to leave Carmen's party last weekend? Yeah, Carmen woke up in the middle of the night and Mexinese was handing her the bonephone! Then he said apologized and said "I thought you were sleeping though"... Ewww, talk about a Mexinese Creeper!!!
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It is when a creeper confronts you when you are in a situation that makes you vulnerable to a creeper attack .
A girl is tying her shoes, and an old fugly creeper comes up to her and talks about all the times that he saw her at the gym and wants her number.
After the confrontation, she goes to her friend to tell her the story and says "omg, I was totally creeper jumped today"
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A Robertson's Creeper is when a man shits in a log shape above a woman's chest, by her neck while she is sleeping. She then wakes up and the man feeds the woman his shit in a hot dog bun. She then burps the smell of his shit back into his face.
Dude, last night was fucking crazy. I gave Laura a Robertson's Creeper but the smell of my shit almost made me puke on that fine ass.
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Someone, usually of the opposite sex, who creeps on someones Facebook pages constantly. He/She likes and comments all their pictures to gain their attention. They also comment and like every status the other writes, even if they have no reason to, or it doesn't pertain to them. They do this in hopes they will be noticed and be able to get with the person.
Girl Status: I'm so tired and my stomach hurts ;(
Creep: (Like)
Girl posts a new picture
Creep: Likes and comments beautiful
Girl posts another picture
Creep: Likes and comments again
and so on and so on...
Girl: Damn Kim Jason has been Facebook Creepin' you hard likin' and commentin' all your pics and statuses.
Kim: yeah dude is thirsty haha what a Facebook Creeper
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The creepiest of all creeps! These ppl are generally male and tend to think talking to girls about how much they drink is a good thing. It can also be, but very rarely related to a girl who seems unable to close her legs.
He was such a creeper MCcreeperson, he thought I wanted to know he gets drunk off 2 beers.
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