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AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.
Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.
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A serius type of vaginal crabs with big teeth!!
Dude i just saw a saber-tooth pantie cricket bunji jumping from your moms cotex!!!!
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when you're being loud as a cricket or grasshopper (you know those sounds you hear in the grass when it starts getting dark), generally to be annoying or get attention, and no one pays you attention.
*throws down books in anger
No one pays you attention
Walks away scoffing "jiminy crickets my ass"
Fuzzy little crickets that bite hard leaving bumps and zits in the crotch region of men and women.
These animals are transmitted from dirty women while having intercourse. If a male is bitten it is because they jump off the female, bite the male and then jump back on to the females pubic hair region.
For females to rid of these, they must shave their pubic region completely.
OUCH! I think I was bitten by Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets!
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to be out of ones depth in any situation.
as soon as we were peeing gay, getting ready to stay puft her, i noticed that compared to everyone else, my knob was a bit mansarino and i felt that i was playing cricket down a mine.
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sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs
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The "Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse" is the act in which the male hangs onto a shower curtain, holds his left leg up with his other hand, while the woman does a handstand underneath him while the shower is on. The Man thrusts downward in a circular and pumping motion.
" Yo Ryan I heard you gave her a Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse!!"
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