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Crime Toddlers, also known as Crime Babys, are juvenile criminals, usually under the age of six. Any age above is denominated as a Crime Teenager.
"Where the FECK are our Kit Kats?"
"A buncha Crime Toddlers stole them. We'll order some more"
NOTE: Crime Toddler/Crime Baby is ALWAYS capitalized. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Crime Toddlers/Babies be uncapitalized
A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.
"Dude, I just got away with The Perfect Crime!"
"No way! I thought those were impossible!"
Hair that is grown beyond a certain acceptable height but is kept low.
Usually in the case of private schools with hair length/height restrictions for guys
"Bro, where did Garet get all that hair from"
"He rips durags to get crime locs like those, its almost like he grew it over night"
I think this definition of crime of passion is self explanatory
Having sex with an animal, mineral or vegetable.
Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.
Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.
A pickle who commits tax fraud on the daily. This pickle has not gotten arrested because he simply goes inanimate when he hears the sirens. He can run fast and escape any grip with his slippery pickle juice. He will never be caught and/or convicted.
Person #1: What is that green thing the cops are chasing?
Person #2: That is THE Crime Pickle, he can always escape, just you watch.
That Crime Pickle is so good at Tax Evasion.
The opposite of a kiss.
"But he wasn't there for a kiss, he was there for the opposite of a kiss, which is crime."