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When the sex is so good, your legs are rendered useless, and you realize now you cannot walk, and have to work for a retard on a shrimp boat
Damn baby, you lt danned me again
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meeting a girl on the internet from another country, getting really intimate and regarding her as your girlfriend,
and then going to visit only 2 be heartbroken
Craig 'I got a girlfriend now from the US on gaiaonline'
Phill 'oh right, you gonna meet her?'
Craig 'Nah, doubt it'
Phill 'Yea, your not doing a dan are you?'
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Dan Howell and Phil Lester are the best people on Earth and if any one says different they are going to die a sad death one day. They will never know the happiness that Dan and Phil have created for people all around the world. That includes themselves. They're happy because they like to entertain. Them bieng happy makes us Phannies happy.
Person one: Hey. Do you watch Dan and Phil?
Me: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Person 1: Lets be friends.
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A term used to describe a pinch of smokeless tobacco.
largest size pinch you can take.
Im going to put in a dapper dan.
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an attempt to discreetly masterbate when roommates are present and in arms distance.
I almost threw up when my roommate pulled a dan vaden the other day
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Miami Dolphins quarterback for 17 seasons. Without a doubt the best quarterback in history. Posessed the quickest release known to man. Would read defenses like a hawk and would consistantly have phenominal seasons. A true champion and an incredible competitor.
Mr. Marino is definitely superior to all quarterbacks to have played the game including the over-rated Joe Montana, which by the way had a running game and a defense to help him get his Super Bowl rings.
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