Electric Daisy Carnival

Electric Daisy Carnival is an annual electronic dance music festival held on the last weekend of June in Las Vegas, Nevada, but has also been held in Southern California, Texas and Puerto, making it the largest electronic dance festival outside Europe.

The preferred method to attend EDC is to be rolling your fucking balls off on some x, exos, extacy, mollies, etc.

For extra brutality and bastards that just cannot seem to give a fuck for some reason or another, you will be on LSD or acid and thus will really be tripping your fucking nuts off.

Guy: Hey you want to go to the Electric Daisy Carnival this summer?!?!

Girl: Sure! I'm looking forward to experiencing some music that'll undoubtedly ear fuck the shit out of me

Guy: Hell yea!!!!

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driving miss daisy

Driving in a car with two people, but instead of the passenger riding shotgun, they are sitting in the back seat. Refers to the film "Driving Miss Daisy". May or may not involve the person in the back seat getting high.

Why was your friend sitting in the back seat? Oh, he wanted to go driving miss daisy style.

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push up daisies

Meaning to be dead and buried.
A phrase used by Ween (the greatest band in the world) in their song "Push Th' Little Daisies."

Jimmy loved throwing action figures into busy streets then running amongst the traffic to retrieve them. His luck eventually ran out and he can only push up daisies.

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driving miss daisy

someone who drives 2 miles an hour down a road and doesnt pull over to let you pass.they are brake happy.could be boy or girl

look at driving miss daisy in front of us. he should gas up

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fucked up daisy

A term used to let someone know what they have just said is seriously fucked up.
Origin from; Girl, Interrupted.

Kate: "I would have sex with an 80 year old man."
Monica: "That is fucked up daisy."

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daisy chain

A line of fully interlocking homosexual men resembling a big gay pink and brown centipede.

Quentin as usual at the front of the daisy chain called to his friend Julian at the opposite end of the line "Back up duck and lets form a circle".

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nipple daisy

The resulting appearance of chest hairs encircling the nipple after several days without shaving, thereby resembling the petals of a daisy. Usually found on males but occassionally on certain females as well.

"Dave seriously needs to shave. He's got a nipple daisy in full bloom."

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