chris dang

A fucking autistic asian

Hey do you know niggas out here naming asians chris dang?
Wtf no

chris dang

A fucking retard

Hey do you know chris dang?
Yeah the fucking autistic motherfucker???

woodle dang

A vagina within a penis.

A dream within a dream or a taco within a taco. A lady pregnant with a girl. Woodle dang,WOOOOOOHH!!!!

Dang’s Law

As long as your girlfriend is the last person you’ve slept with you haven’t cheated.

Person 1: Mate didn’t you sleep with Sarah?

Person 2: Yeah but I slept with my girlfriend today so according to Dang’s law I haven’t cheated.

Ding Dang

Diaman’te Simmons

“John, Damlo, and Ding Dang”

ding dang

when someone you know messes up and they try to act funny

josh:oh ding dang i dropped my drink
bob:use that phrase again and i'll have to lose a friend

Ding Dang

Oh gosh, darn it. Used as an expression of disappointment.

darn

Tim- There were no cheeseburger spring rolls at Disney World today!!

Jen- Ding Dang!