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A date that looks like a date, but isn't really a date.
"I went on a quasi-date with Amanda last night."
"oh ya where did you go"
"We went to the vet, her dog died."
"What????"
"Ya, We went somewhere talked, hugged, it was great except she cried the whole time."
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Dating someone of a different race. Believe it or not, some people still have a problem with it despite that it doesn’t hurt anyone.
Georgia: I don’t see how anyone could be against interracial dating. I’m half Mexican and half Chinese. My friend Pablo is Cuban with an Indian girlfriend and my friend Dina is Hispanic and only dates black guys.
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A song made popular by the musical group Sublime. The song wasn't very well liked by the band itself.
let me tell you about a girl i know,
had a drink about a hour ago
sitting in a corner by herself,
in a bar in downtown l.
she heard a noise and she looked through the door.
and saw a man she'd never seen before.
light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
well
her heart raced as he walked through the door
and took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"my brand new car is parked right outside.
how'd ya like to go for a ride?"
and she said
"wait a minute i have to think."
he said."that's fine. may i please buy you a drink"
one drink turned into 3 or 4
and they left and got into his car
and drove someplace real far.
now babe the time has come.
how'd ya like to have a little fun?
and she said.
"if we could only please be on our way
i will not run."
that's when things got out of control.
she didn't want to, he had his way.
she said."let's go" he said."no way!"
come on babe it's your lucky day.
shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape i'd never get laid.
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he finished up and he started the car
he turned around and drove back to the bar
he said."now baby don't be sad,
in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
she picked up a rock.,threw it at the car,
hit him in the head ,now his got a big scar.
come on party people won't you listen to me.
date rape styley.
the next day she went to her drawer,
looked up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed a police report
and then she took the guy's ass to court.
well
the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed.
"she lies that little slut!"
the judge knew that he was full of shit
and he gave him 25 yrs
and now his heart is filled with tears.
one night in jail it was getting late.
he was butt-raped by a large inmate
and he screamed.
but the guards paid no attention to his cries.
that's when things got out of control.
the moral of the date rape story,
it does not pay when your drunk and horny.
but that's the way it had to be.
they locked him up and threw away the key
well, i can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind
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when one person asks another person to do something and only one person knows that it's a date.
i totally took this girl on a pseudo-date, she thought we were just friends, but i totally wanted to get in her pants the whole time.
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Having previously dated someone, and that someone claiming you did in fact not date. The time that you dated said person is known as "Anti-dating".
Boy: "Don't you remember our relationship?"
Girl: "We didn't date. You may think so, and everyone else may think so, but we didn't."
Boy: "So, we anti dated?"
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Dating multiple men at the same time.
Simona: Rachel, I booked two dates on the same day!
Rachel: Simona, you know you're leopard dating... right?
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When a man or woman has reached the maximum amount of time he or she can go without sexual intercourse.
"I really need to get laid. I'm way past my sexpiration date!"
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