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1. A team of so cal bandwagoners who only hop on this team for their running back.
2. NFL football team which will NEVER WIN A SUPERBOWL IN THEIR WHOLE EXISTENCE.
3. Philip Rivers...LAWLZ
4. LaDainian Tomlinson, although talented at RB, also talented in whining, complaining, and being a overpriced b1tch
Did you see the San Diego Chargers PHAIL again in attempting to go to the Super Duper BOWL?! Maybe its because of WAAAAAAAADAAANIAN TOMLINSON. So Super Duber Chargers EPICPHAILUR!
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When a vehicle stops more than 2 car lengths behind the white line at a stop sign or stop light OR when a vehicle leaves more than 2 car lengths of space in front of it, and the vehicle in question is not a big rig or box truck.
Most offenders are paying attention to their phones instead of the road. In an attempt to drive cautiously, these people leave *too much* space in front of them.
If there is enough space for you to parallel park in front of the vehicle, then that vehicle has performed a San Diego Stop.
This often morphs in to a California Roll if the offender comes upon a stop sign, or a San Diego Swerve if the offender is making a turn.
I noticed this lady next to me at the light had performed a San Diego Stop- I looked inside the window, and she was stuck on her phone! The lady was absolutely NOT paying attention to the road, or to the light for that matter which had turned green! SMH
Diego Acevedo Morelos is a semi popular man who tends to like men. He is overall really short and has a HUGE crush on a man named Massimo Costa. He plays soccer and is kinda cute. He also threw up on the cafeteria floor in December 2021.
Person 1: "Is that Diego Acevedo Morelos??"
Person 2:"The guy who has a crush on Massimo Costa??"
Person 1: "Thats him!!"
When the mother of your children informs you that your first born was fathered by a San Diego Padre.
Jim's wife informed him and his friends that Jimmy junior is actually a San Diego Surprise
When you take a bong hit up your ass, and then fart it back into said bong , then procede to rip the whole thing and hold it in as long as smugness allows.
Becky was like omg I know this guy who vapes in my philosophy class that can take a whole San Diego Hotdog in one toke...it was lit FAM.
GUY 1: YOU ARE auth (diego brando)!!
GUY 2: YOU ARE NOT auth (diego brando)!!
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