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The most intense and serious form of masturbation a man can ever experience.
AKA: Jerking off is like a First Person Shooter. Your dick is the gun and your jizz are the bullets.
"I've got 20 minutes left on break, it is time for me to be playing Doom in the Bathroom".
Period
When the female body punishes her for not being pregnant, a war on the inside of a women's body that occurs once a month.
I'm horny but we can't do anything right now because I currently have the Red Dot Of Doom.
Doom is a drummer in german Neue Deutsche Härte band Rammstein.
Did you know that Christoph "Doom" Schneider is a drummer?
This taco is going to make me send out the kevorkian wind of doom.
When two males put colored condoms on their penis's and proceed using them as "swords" or "lightsabers" and battling one another to the death, or until ejaculation occurs.
Your mother is a Lightsaber battle of doom
A very well educated man, with a razor sharp witt, women fall instantly for him, a real ladies man.
In a fight he is the meanest SOB you would ever want to tangle with. Usually he will suffocate his foe with in thier own asses.
a woman tells her "Oh my god i just met the Swingingdickofdoom!"
the friend replies "Are you kidding me? he is REALLY the most interest man in the world, did you fuck him?"
she replies "i couldnt help myself, he is The Swinging Dick of Doom"
When you get a chill down your spine and the feeling that someone is about to get you. 50% of the time this means you are about to get the shit kicked out of you.
“What is this Santa Claus person, and how do I find him?”
"why?"
"Im going to kill him."
Somewhere on earth, Saint Nicolas shivered from sudden Approaching Doom Syndrome.