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A girl who gives horrible, awful handjobs which result in one having a burned, scabby, wrangled, lacerated penis. You will be sore for days to come.
Holy Shit! That asian girl is a true Edward Scissorhands! Dude, look at my dick!! Its been manhandled!
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twilight character.
complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.
he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.
he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.
"So wat if Edward Cullen is old? he looks young would you fuck your grandpa if he looked 17?" - twilighter.
See what's happened!?
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An oral sex act that requires a man to eat out a woman while she is on the rag thus leaving traces of blood around his orifice like a vampire.
"Dude, did someone just punch you in the mouth?"
"Naw man, girl's on her period, and I just Edward Cullen'd the shit out of her."
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A type of fart - typically loud but without real venum
Woo, I just dropped a Cornish Edwards!
That concert was off the hook! Straight up Edward Breitenstein!!!
To have to shit so bad in the woods, you grab the nearest QT hot dog container and shit in it while holding on to a truck door for balance. After completion of shit, throw it approximately 5 feet away from the truck.
I just took a nasty Edward Hicks around the corner.
he is a very amazing person, one who will always help you out in your times of need and support you through your tough times while making fun of your problems.
man that guys a real Edward Duran helping him and making fun of him