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Elijah

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Elijah

by 1923as January 11, 2023


Elijah

Elijah is often a loud, blunt guy that makes a lot of mistakes. He’s a really nice guy and can make you smile with his laugh. He also has lots of friends. He doesn’t realize how hot he is and can pop cherries with a glance and can cause mixed feelings in women. Deserves better.

Girl: Elijah is an interesting guy, I can’t tell if I like him or not.

by Dat Boi who roasts ur friends November 21, 2021


Elijah

A pretentious jack-ass who and acts like a woman. He will ruin friendships by telling people things he shouldnt tell people such as himself crying to sleep and dropping out of class because it was too easy.

Elijah: Nathan, Id like to say from the bottom of my heart that u telling everyone just ruined our friendship

Its so obvious that people know that I'm not a dunce but let me have my personal space and instead of telling everyone u know even after I told u "not to tell anyone because it's no ones business" just keep sht to yourself

I was already unhappy with the break up and was extremely depressed in my classes to the point where i cried myself to sleep last night.

I fell asleep in my classes and its not like that mattered because it was all grade 11 review, anyone with a basic concept of physics could understand it, its literally childsplay and I wasn't about to waste another second in a program I was gonna drop anyways

by Dave2174 November 22, 2021


Elijah

Elijah Is a bitch boy who act all hard for no reason and we all mess with him because we all know he cant fight Elijahs are usually small and pull no hoes but hates on you because you do.elijahs will always try to say sorry after but it’s to late the damaged is done and last we have Elijahs favorite work Alr bro😂

Elijah you a bitch nigga I’ll beat your ass you weak ash you can’t hide behind you dad forever bitch.

by So ture May 22, 2020


Elijah

A “Jewish” bastard who is not smart and thinks he’s the best person in the world and thinks he controls you and never stops talking

Man Elijah is is such an idiot he never shuts up

by The wheels on the bus November 21, 2019


Elijah

An elijah is a rare species of crab only foun on the west shore of CALIFORNIA

Wow it’s a scuttling elijah

by Iosjidnnfofjejdjxjjx November 16, 2018


Elijah

Elijahs are super sexy gentlemen. They usually have brown hair and brown eyes and love girls with brown eyes and brown hair. Elijahs love girls who are funny, kind, sympathetic, quirky, and not afraid to try different things.

girl #1: “soo uhh i like Elijah”
girl #2: “yeah i’m not shocked.. it’s Elijah!”

by yeetusdeletusthisfetus November 2, 2019